Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but woman sure can.
[W]hen you're dead, you're dead. And until then, there's ice cream. ~The Mentalist, "The Redshirt," written by Bruno Heller and Jordan Harper, spoken by the character Patrick Jane, 2011
I don't think a really good pie can be made without a dozen or so children peeking over your shoulder as you stoop to look in at it every little while. ~John Gould
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
Never trust a skinny ice cream man. ~Ben Cohen
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